I FUNCTION BETTER IN DISASTER
Soft cotton. Loud energy.
“This one’s for the emotionally iconic.” — EMY 💋
When things fall apart,
you lock in.
I FUNCTION BETTER IN DISASTER is for people who don’t freeze under pressure.
Chaos sharpens you. Calm slows you down.
This hoodie doesn’t fear the breakdown.
It performs in it.
Wear it when:
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Pressure brings clarity
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Emergencies wake you up
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You step up when others step back
No graphics.
No soft language.
Just the statement.
📌 Product Features
- Hood with drawstring for adjustable fit
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and waistband for shape retention
- 52% Airlume cotton, 48% polyester blend
- Retail fit and true to size
💖 Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
⏳ Fit & Feel
- Regular fit — relaxed but not sloppy
- Soft AF cotton you’ll never want to take off
- True to size — size up for that oversized look
- Length hits at the hips (great for tucking or styling loose)
- Doesn’t cling, doesn’t shrink — just vibes
🚚 Shipping & Delivery
📦 United States: We don’t charge queens for the basics — shipping is FREE in the U.S. because EMY said so. Period.
UAE
- Standard Delivery: 15–20 business days – from $10.00
UAE babes 💅 — yes, we’re trying to deliver glam fast.
🌍 Rest of the World
- Standard Delivery: 10–30 business days – from $10.00
Good style knows no borders — we ship globally, babe. 💌
📍 You’ll get tracking info once your Too Much goodies are on the move.
📄 For full deets, check our Shipping Policy .
🔄 Returns & Refunds
Let’s keep it real — we don’t do returns, exchanges, or refunds.
This isn’t a department store, babe. We're a limited-drop gang, and every piece is made to order. Once it’s yours, it’s yours forever (or until your ex begs to borrow it — up to you 💅).
So before you check out, double-check your size, your vibe, and your cart. We want you to slay with confidence, not second-guess the fit.
Questions before you buy? Slide into our inbox: hey@thetoomuchgang.com — we got you. 💌
