SASSY SINCE BIRTH
Soft cotton. Loud energy.
“This one’s for the emotionally iconic.” — EMY 💋
It’s not learned.
It’s inherited.
SASSY SINCE BIRTH is for people who never needed an attitude adjustment.
It’s always been there — natural, effortless, unapologetic.
This hoodie doesn’t explain personality.
It confirms it.
Wear it when:
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You’ve always been this way
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Confidence feels natural
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Sass isn’t a phase
No graphics.
No distractions.
Just the statement.
📌 Product Features
- Hood with drawstring for adjustable fit
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and waistband for shape retention
- 52% Airlume cotton, 48% polyester blend
- Retail fit and true to size
💖 Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
⏳ Fit & Feel
- Regular fit — relaxed but not sloppy
- Soft AF cotton you’ll never want to take off
- True to size — size up for that oversized look
- Length hits at the hips (great for tucking or styling loose)
- Doesn’t cling, doesn’t shrink — just vibes
🚚 Shipping & Delivery
📦 United States: We don’t charge queens for the basics — shipping is FREE in the U.S. because EMY said so. Period.
UAE
- Standard Delivery: 15–20 business days – from $10.00
UAE babes 💅 — yes, we’re trying to deliver glam fast.
🌍 Rest of the World
- Standard Delivery: 10–30 business days – from $10.00
Good style knows no borders — we ship globally, babe. 💌
📍 You’ll get tracking info once your Too Much goodies are on the move.
📄 For full deets, check our Shipping Policy .
🔄 Returns & Refunds
Let’s keep it real — we don’t do returns, exchanges, or refunds.
This isn’t a department store, babe. We're a limited-drop gang, and every piece is made to order. Once it’s yours, it’s yours forever (or until your ex begs to borrow it — up to you 💅).
So before you check out, double-check your size, your vibe, and your cart. We want you to slay with confidence, not second-guess the fit.
Questions before you buy? Slide into our inbox: hey@thetoomuchgang.com — we got you. 💌
